Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
I want to have the cutest relationship with you.
- teacher: y r ur eyes red
- me: allergies
- teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
- me: hell yea
- teacher: hell yea